❤️ Likes: 0
🔁 RTs: 0
🔖 Bookmarks: 0
👥 0 FOLLOWERS dictate the initial reach of your Poasts. Increases with RELEVANCE.
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The Breakthrough.
Posts automatically every 10 seconds using 10% of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 100 Likes, 30 RTs, 3 Bookmarks
The Great Leap Forward.
Posts automatically every 9.5 seconds using 12% of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 300 Likes, 100 RTs, 10 Bookmarks
The Starting Gun.
Posts automatically every 9 seconds using 15% of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 500 Likes, 300 RTs, 30 Bookmarks
The Competitor.
Posts automatically every 8.5 seconds using %17 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 1000 Likes, 500 RTs, 50 Bookmarks
The Local Legend.
Posts automatically every 8 seconds using %20 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 2000 Likes, 1000 RTs, 100 Bookmarks
The Refined Product.
Posts automatically every 7.5 seconds using %22 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 4000 Likes, 2000 RTs, 200 Bookmarks
The Best in Class.
Posts automatically every 7 seconds using %25 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 10000 Likes, 5000 RTs, 500 Bookmarks
The Lovely Legend.
Posts automatically every 6.5 seconds using %27 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 20000 Likes, 10000 RTs, 1000 Bookmarks
The Hyperfixator.
Posts automatically every 6 seconds using %30 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 40000 Likes, 20000 RTs, 2000 Bookmarks
The Luxurious Legend.
Posts automatically every 5.5 seconds using %33 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 100000 Likes, 40000 RTs, 4000 Bookmarks
The Strawberry.
Posts automatically every 5 seconds using %35 of your stats.
Owned: 0
Cost: 1000000 Likes, 500000 RTs, 50000 Bookmarks
A bigger account has gazed mercifully upon you. Use this opportunity wisely...
RELEVANCE now lasts +1 second longer, netting you more followers per Poast.
Cost: 50 Likes, 20 RTs, 2 Bookmarks
You fully understand the might of the silicon stack.
CRACKED now has higher potency.
Cost: 125 Likes, 50 RTs, 5 Bookmarks
Building webapps is for NERDS.
+2% more LIKES per Poast.
Cost: 312 Likes, 125 RTs, 12 Bookmarks
That's probably a good sign.
AURA now has higher potency.
Cost: 780 Likes, 312 RTs, 30 Bookmarks
Hopefully your date never finds out about this.
+2% more RTS per Poast.
Cost: 1950 Likes, 780 RTs, 75 Bookmarks
What did you see?
ALGO PULL now has higher potency.
Cost: 4875 Likes, 1950 RTs, 187 Bookmarks
DAY 57: Woke up, Drank Espresso, Built a new GPU Cluster, Got out of bed
+2% more Bookmarks per Poast.
Cost: 12187 Likes, 4875 RTs, 467 Bookmarks
Everyone must know your hot take on React.
RELEVANCE now lasts +2 seconds longer.
Cost: 30467 Likes, 12187 RTs, 1167 Bookmarks
You are the most interesting person in the Starbucks.
CRACKED now has even higher potency.
Cost: 76167 Likes, 30467 RTs, 2917 Bookmarks
It's actually a high-TC signal, Dad.
+5% more LIKES per Poast.
Cost: 190417 Likes, 76167 RTs, 7292 Bookmarks
You're out of a job, for real this time.
ALGO PULL now has even higher potency.
Cost: 476042 Likes, 190417 RTs, 18230 Bookmarks
If only you could build some funding...
+5% more RTS per Poast.
Cost: 1190105 Likes, 476042 RTs, 45575 Bookmarks
Who would waste time on something like that?
AURA now has even higher potency.
Cost: 2975262 Likes, 1190105 RTs, 113937 Bookmarks
Your oomfies were rooting for you all along!
RELEVANCE now lasts +5 seconds longer.
Cost: 7438155 Likes, 2975262 RTs, 284842 Bookmarks
One more B2B SaaS should do it.
CRACKED now has greatly increased potency.
Cost: 18595387 Likes, 7438155 RTs, 712105 Bookmarks
It's actually an anti-signal, Dad.
+10% more LIKES per Poast.
Cost: 46488467 Likes, 18595387 RTs, 1780262 Bookmarks
Throughout Heaven and Earth...
ALGO PULL now has greatly increased potency.
Cost: 116221167 Likes, 46488467 RTs, 4450655 Bookmarks
... you alone are the Honored One.
+10% more RTS per Poast.
Cost: 290552917 Likes, 116221167 RTs, 11126637 Bookmarks
Now you can be a success, just like *checks notes* reddit
AURA now has greatly increased potency.
Cost: 726382292 Likes, 290552917 RTs, 27816592 Bookmarks
Peace and Love, man.
+10% more BOOKMARKS per Poast.
Cost: 1815955730 Likes, 726382292 RTs, 69541480 Bookmarks
Eh, being a founder was boring anyways.
RELEVANCE now lasts +10 seconds longer.
Cost: 4539889325 Likes, 1815955730 RTs, 173853700 Bookmarks
You got too big, flew too close to the sun. There's only one thing left to do: make a new alt.
Lose ALL progress, but Gain +1% more followers per Poast permanently.
Cost: 11349723312 Likes, 4539889325 RTs, 434634250 Bookmarks